A free, one-tap rage game: type your domain, run your startup (a cube) through 10 fake startup directories, and get rejected in ways that feel uncomfortably familiar. No login, no install. Every run gets a shareable result card and a spot on the live leaderboard.

Founders know the drill: submit to a directory, wait, get a form-letter rejection, resubmit somewhere else. Directory Dash turns that into a Geometry-Dash-style one-button rage game, because dying and reading the snarky rejection messages is basically what launch week already feels like.