A free browser tool that generates honest, slightly ridiculous corporate excuses for missed deadlines, late replies, and meeting no-shows. No signup, no AI chat, no tracking wall. Built as a tiny utility people can open and use in seconds. Optional tip jar if it saves your meeting.
We kept seeing AI excuse bots that overpromise and underdeliver. This one is deliberately not AI: a small static page that does one silly useful job well, ships instantly, and does not ask for an account.